What is a holiday vegetable, you ask? Well, let me tell you friends. Once every year, you may grasp an innocent, virginal vegetable by the stalk and slit it’s, uhh, top. Yes. Top. The sin will leak from your body like air from an exploded tire, into the vegetable. You shall then be absolved of [...]

All the comfort of home-cooked chicken and rice soup, none of the can you cooked it in your home out of. What?! Chick Pea and Rice Soup 1 onion, diced 1 serrano pepper, diced 1 carrot, peeled and diced 1 bunch green onions, diced 2 leeks, chopped 1 cup white rice, uncooked 4 cloves garlic, [...]