You: loves chili, has a surplus of butternut squash from this year’s garden This recipe: loves being eaten, smelled, is chili, contains butternut squash Is it love? Fall Harvest Chili 1 large butternut squash 1 large yellow onion, diced 6 tomatoes, blanched, peeled, gutted, and diced finely 1 – 2 green chilis (any variety–YOU pick [...]

Zucchini Soup 1 large motherfucking onion. I mean fucking big. or 2 small guys. 4 – 8 cloves of garlic (do I need to always type this? it should be understood at this point) 2 porn-sized zucchinis–John Holmes+, minimum, maybe even a nice Lex Steele 2 leeks 4 cups veggie stock 2 cups water 1 [...]

Butternut Squash Soup 1 big-ass butternut squash 4 cloves of garlic 4 sage leaves 1 large onion 2 medium carrots 1 large stalk of celery 4 stalks of kale 4 – 6 cups of water 1 tuft of chives, diced finely 3 stalks green onions, chopped coarsely fresh rosemary (1 decent-sized sprig, or 2 tsp), [...]