Chili Cheese Fries!

Perusing Chow Vegan, we stumbled on this post about chili fries. This seemed like just the thing on an unseasonably warm fall day.

Chili Cheese Fries

Unlike Chow Vegan, we love beans, so we pressure-cooked some up and made our own chili. We followed the recipe for Spicy Baked Potato Chips, but cut the taters into fry shapes and left out the cayenne, since the chili had enough kick on its own.

Home-baked Fries

We topped it with Follow Your Heart cheddar which, while helping to scratch the cheese part of the chili cheese fry itch, wasn’t ideal. Don’t get me wrong–these were awesome–we just don’t eat a lot of processed stuff and these types of cheeses always feel really processed to me. A homemade nacho cheese probably would have been a better choice, but we’ve been a little nooched out lately and most faux-cheese recipes are centered around the nooch.

Delicious cheese? Melted plastic? You be the judge!

Cheese aside, the awesome thing about these is that, though they felt like a total indulgence, they’re actually not bad for you. The fries (a bit of a misnomer here) are actually baked (using a high heat oil–safflower) and the chili was made from scratch with canned tomatoes, freshly cooked black beans, carrots and celery from our garden, and onions from a local farm. Once you get over the psychosomatic “I destroyed myself” feeling, you realize you actually feel pretty good after eating this. Huzzah!

Runaway Potato

This recipe was reverse-engineered from our favorite dish at our favorite restaurant–Alice and Friends in Chicago. I don’t know if they’ve received divine cooking knowledge from the Supreme Master, but pretty much everything they make is awesome–the secret is a small menu with no filler.

Runaway Potato w/Sesame Kale

This was surprisingly easy to reproduce. Which is surprisingly easy to say, having not eaten there in two years.

  • 5 medium potatoes, peeled and cubed
  • 2 medium carrots, peeled and cubed/half-disked
  • 1 large onion, diced
  • 1 HEAD, yes, HEAD of garlic, minced
  • 1/3 batch (1 package) seitan, cut into bite-size pieces or strips
  • 4 cups water
  • 2 cups veggie stock (I like to use the seitan broth)
  • 2 tbsp soy paste
  • 1/2 knob ginger, grated (or 2 tsp minced)
  • 3 tbsp chili paste
  • 1 tbsp chili powder
  • salt, to taste
  • pepper, to taste

I’ve adapted this to what’s in my kitchen and/or what’s available at the Asian market down the street, but to be really authentic, you probably want: dwaenjang (Korean fermented soybean paste), gochujjang (Korean fermented red chilli paste), and gochugaru (coarse red chilli powder) in place of their more general versions listed above.

In a large-ish pot, sautee the onion, garlic, and ginger over medium heat until soft. Add the water and veggie stock. Dump in the seitan and veggies. Add the spices, chili paste, and chili powder. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and let simmer for at least a half hour, but ideally 45 minutes to an hour. It doesn’t take that long at Alice and Friends…maybe that’s what the Supreme Master’s been trying to tell us. I’m sure she’d (you have to admit, it’s a little refreshing that equal rights has finally penetrated the cult leader circle) want me to let to tell you: the secret to Asian food is time. Let it simmer.

Note: Secret not gleaned from actual Asians.

Put on some brown rice (we like brown basmati with this). When it’s done, your Runaway Potato should be too. Serve over rice and with lightly steamed sesame kale. Prepare for Transcendance.

It's twins! Runaway Potato! Steamed Kale!